I am Alan, and I live with my awesome girlfriend Stephanie in La Crosse, WI, where I work sporadically and persist in my yet-futile dream of becoming an Internet Celebrity. This is not because I am terribly awkward socially, or all that doughy and moist, but simply take the Internet too seriously.
My interests span greatly, and have so far been thoroughly unhelpful in any practical sense. Besides the obvious interest in technology, I am fascinated by people and anthropology, both culturally and physically. I enjoy writing and literature, albeit the latter has suffered in attention.
The other great interest is in aviation, evidenced by a year at the University of North Dakota’s aerospace program, and whilst not currently licensed, do plan to actively continue flying when finances allow. In the meantime I have to be satisfied with MS Flight Simulator.
Otherwise for recreation I bike a lot, play frisbee golf, and will occasionally even bowl.